But first, the test. As always, I messed a couple things up because testing makes me nervous, but I recovered quickly and my flubs may have gone unnoticed. Also, I got to do this:

My daughter videoed this for me. I sent it to my mom and then to Sensei noting that I wasn’t too old to proudly show my mommy my board break. He responded:



The girls’ red belts are beautiful. Hopefully I’ll get mine soon. That test requires kicking a board, so… yeah. Hopefully I don’t injure my good foot. But also, whatever. At this point, I no longer care.
I just hope the board doesn’t look like this:

For belt ceremony, we finally learned our lesson by baking our goodies not in what we *think* is plenty of time, but actually IS plenty of time. We still showed up late, but we wouldn’t be us if we didn’t.
Our offering started with simple apple cinnamon muffins, which smelled so good coming out of the oven, I just couldn’t resist.

Then my youngest daughter got involved.





I suggested Sensei bring his glove to the ceremony, so after stuffing our faces, he, Hubby, and I played catch in the gym while the kids played tag. All in all, best belt ceremony yet. 🙂
Would you want to break a board with your elbow? How about with your foot? Would you change anything about the bedazzled muffins?
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I think the muffins were perfect, and no I wouldn’t break a board with any part of this ancient and well-cared-for body.
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😛 Ah, John. You’re both funny and delightful. 🙂
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So kind you are Betsy. (Yoda said that)
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Haha. Yep. I heard his voice.
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😁
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Congratulations! I have no desire to break anything, but I’m impressed by your mad skillz. The cupcakes are very artistic. Do you have to tell people to not throw away the silicone wrappers?
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The only person not in the know about the wrappers was Sensei, who figured it out and marveled at such a creation. Apparently he’d not encountered those before. And thanks, Bijoux! 🙂
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Congratulations from me as well!!! But I’m confused: there were purple churros for the purple belt, where are the chocolate churros for the brown belt? 😀
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Uggity ugg ugg! EW[E]!!! Why did I not consult with you sooner?!?!?!
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Lol, as long as EWE have shepherd pie for a black belt? 🥋
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Oh wow. Now you’ve really got me thinking. We’re going to have to do something special for that belt ceremony for sure. And I suppose it can’t just be black because we burned it. 😛
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Now THAT’s an excuse to bring coal to the naughty-boy sensei 😁
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He got coal for Christmas! It was, of course, chocolate coal, however.
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Good work on breaking a board and not a body part. That always impresses me. The only thing I’d change on the muffins is the destination – not one ended up at my house …
and no, I won’t be breaking boards with a body part – I have power tools for that kind of thing.
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Right? Not a body part! Huzzah! 🙂
The destination! How could I be so blind? Face palm!
You have power tools for that. Heh heh. Good one, Andrew. 🙂
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You had your favorite color for the longest – now that’s a wonderful way to look on the bright side. Great belt ceremony cupcakes and that text with Sensei is money!! Now you can always tease him about the one time he was sincere! 🙂
But most of all – congratulations, dear Betsy! Your resilience and determination is amazing!
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I also realized that my last belt ceremony was the day of my accident. Kinda weird.
Re: the text. Then Sensei asked if it bothers my conscience to post a text from an obviously hacked phone. I said, “Nope. Because I didn’t.” He, apparently, has no response for that.
42 days until June 1!
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That is kinda weird! Funny about his text response. Check – and check mate! 🙂
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Heehee. Thanks. 🙂 (BTW, countdown to June 1 and JJ!)
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It took me a minute but I figured that out. 😉
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I knew I was making you work for it. 😛
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Congrats, Betsy! Gotta stay far from that power elbow 😀 The apple cinnamon muffins look great.
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I don’t intend to elbow anyone, fortunately, except maybe a gentle rib nudging. 🙂
The muffins tasted great too! 😛 Thanks, Rosaliene!
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you are so incredibly. multi-talented. I want to be you when I grow up. congrats!
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Haha. Ah, Beth. You’re the sweetest. 🙂
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I’m glad you called your mommy. I would have done the same. 😉The baked goodies look yummy!
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Heehee. Yep. Never too old tell my mommy. 🙂 Thanks, Jill!
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Your sensei needs to put that picture on his website–a student so committed she comes in with an injured foot. Good grief!
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He lets me do somewhat modified duty. If I didn’t come back until I was fully healed, I’d never catch up to my girls.
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Yes, breaking board IS fun: with the heel, the ball of the foot, an elbow, a fist, a head, two boards at a time; wonder if he will have you do a brick break for black belt?!
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Uuum…
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the ostrich in the board is pretty amazing and I see you still have the boot on – but seems like you are doing well and breaking boards
I am not a cupcake eater but I think I would make an exception for the kind you make – inserting chocolate like that – oh my
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Ah, yes, the boot. Sigh. The muffins could also have been apple cinnamon bread. That would’ve seemed so much healthier, but essentially the same thing. Hard to add chocolate and frost a bread, however. 🙂 Thanks, PH!
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Well funny you should mention the thing about apple cinnamon bread – and muffins and all that – because back in 1990s I thought eating a bean muffin (or carrot one) was a good breakfast – lol – but I was starting my day with CAKE/ just under the guise of a breakfast muffin!
Sigh
Anyhow – fun food but such empty in the way of nutrition and some baked goods pull from health even more if they have dangerous canola or vegetable oil (which is not good for humans)
–/
I have a keto recipe that uses almond flour flour – eggs and avocado oil as a base and it makes great goodies / and I can add cassava flour or coconut flour to change the texture and use stevia salt and baking soda / and Cana add nuts and chocolate too
I guess it is the glyphosphates in regular flour that makes me feel sick
Anyhow –
I am glad I don’t have muffins as meal to start my day (or sugar cereal) because it just wasn’t good
-/
Oh and I read your comment about the boot and not waiting it out to be fully healed –
Good call!
As long as you can work it – I say go for it and sounds like you are doing just that
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Gosh, PH. So glad you found healthy alternatives to keep your body feeling well! And thanks for the encouragement about the foot. 🙂
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☀️😊🤍
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Mmmmmm cinnamon muffins. The first thing I would have done is scrape off the frosting. Fine as is.
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Concurred; apple cinnamon muffins are just fine as is. I was going to claim the leftover tops but then your daughter went and “capped”, then frosted, then jeweled, then sprinkled, then… let it be said she’s already learned the value of a thorough effort. Also, her frosting technique should remain a secret – very professional look there. Finally, I’ll refrain from learning the belt colors remaining for your board. Better (Betsy-er?) to see them stack up as you earn them.
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You’re terrific, Dave. 🙂 And to be sure, that muffin I ate fresh from the oven was the best version of it, in my opinion, though they looked and tasted great all dressed up too. And I shall leave you in suspense as to the belt colors then! 😛
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Of course, your daughter did a wonderful job, so I would have probably rid myself of the frosting when no one was looking. Or, ate it separately, as I am not above doing that.
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In my last couple of bites, the frosting/muffin ratio was way off, so the bulk of the frosting ended up in the trash. I get you, tref. All good.
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True, tref. So tasty plain and fresh from the oven. But the frosting was nice window dressing. 🙂
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Congratulations! Wow…and wow…and that poor ostrich…what a hit, eh? 🤣😉🤣
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The ostrich was hilarious! I’ve been saving that image for ages, waiting for an opportunity to fit it into a post. 😛
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Loved it!!! 🥰🥰🥰
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🙂
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Break board…no…I’ll leave that to you. The muffins were perfect though
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Thanks, LA! 🙂
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You and the ostrich will have to move fast. (cute pic and good eyes.. clever). Break a leg should I say and shutter to say foot Betsy. Your cute un pic of you daughter which I post all the time of mine and treats are delightful!
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Thank you, Cindy. 🙂
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You got spunk! Would you want to break a board with your elbow? NO. How about with your foot? Still NO! Would you change anything about the bedazzled muffins? Not a thing, they’re perfect. [I like the muffin *papers* that are plastic & reusable?]
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Breaking the board with my elbow was painless and actually super easy. You might even surprise yourself, AB! 😉 Yes, the muffin “papers” are silicone. You can bake in them, wash, and reuse. Brilliant, no? I got them for Decorating Daughter’s birthday.
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I like the reusable aspect of those muffin liners. Interesting…
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Environmentally friendly and super easy to “peel.” They slip right off. No need to fiddle with getting inside the ridges, trying to not tear the paper, etc.
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Your daughter’s Muffin Improvement System establishes her as a National Treasure. This is an objective truth.
And, as for you, nice break! (The board, I mean, not your foot.)
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I’ll tell my daughter what you said. That’s delightful, Mike. Thanks. 🙂
No feet were damaged in the breaking of this board. 🙂
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Congratulations on the newest belt, Betsy! You be THE woman, LOL.
And hey, those cupcakes look pretty!
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Thanks, Mae. And my daughter was so delighted to decorate those cupcakes. She did a great job too. 🙂
And, hey, do you want a review copy of any of my books for your Well-Read Fish blog?
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Thanks for offering the review copies, Betsy. At the moment, we’re only reviewing fiction on The Well Read Fish, but it’s possible that could change down the road!
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Oh, that’s right. Now I remember that’s why I didn’t suggest it in the comments over on that blog. Face palm. 🙂
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🤣
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Earlier today, I pried off a board that had been screwed into the railing of our deck and tossed it over the side. What color belt does that earn me??
Err, great way to disguise your kid. Haha. (Is that really a rule? ‘Cause back in the day, my kids were all over my blog!)
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I’m not really sure why it’s a thing about no kids on the ‘net. These days with all the online sickos, I’m just going to play it safe.
Well done with the board. With your bare hands? Green belt, at least.
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Woohoo! Guess I need to find my own sensei now!
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Sounds like your sensei should be a carpenter.
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He’d be in good company. Jesus, you know.
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Haha! I’m sure Jesus would’ve been a black belt. Wait… are you quoting Meet the Parents?
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No, lol. That’s just a happy coincidence.
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Nice.
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I can’t break things without dropping them first, so I couldn’t do that. And I’ll do Andrew one better: the cupcakes didn’t end up at his house. How about the cook moving closer to her lean and hungry grandmother?
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Hahaha. She is welcome to come for a visit, too, you know.
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Congrats on the new belt, but honestly . . . poor ostrich!
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Thanks, and haha, right? 😛
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Absolutely. I love creatures in wood. This one is a gem.
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Totally. It’s so cute.
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Geez Louise! I honestly was never sure breaking a board was a real thing. Color me impressed. And no, I’m not interested in breaking a board with my elbow, which would actually end up with me breaking my elbow with a board.
I love your daughter’s dedication to chocolate. In our house we call that behavior “mining” and I’m a black belt at it.
Sorry to do this, but your ostrich wood means I just have to show you this post I write before we were blog buddies:
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Black belt at “mining.” Nice! Shared the wood images with my whole family. We all stated our opinions, but I only shared mine with you. We were unanimous on Eye of Sauron, however. 🙂 When they walked away, one said, “That was fun.” 🙂
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I love that (s)he said, “That was fun.” That I was able to give you and your children 30 seconds of bonding time warms my heart. 🙂 I’m not seeing the Eye of Sauron thing. Guess I’ll have to go back and watch the trilogy for the 81st time!
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Haha. My kids see the Eye of Sauron in everything! It’s like they’ve trained me.
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That’s slightly worrisome…
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Hahahahaha!
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Congrats, Betsy! Love these pictures. I am not supposed to post my daughter’s picture online either. Brilliant idea of sunglasses 😻👍
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Thanks, June. 🙂
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The muffins were perfect. The break was made even better by your joy. And yes, I would break a board with my elbow. And my foot. And my hand. Not my head though. Congratulations PIF ❤
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Thank you, CM. 🙂
Sneak peak: next Monday I’m supposed to test for brown to get caught up to my girls. I’ll do a hand and foot break then. I hope Sensei doesn’t mind too much if I get these filmed. I want to remember them forever! Might be pretty fun to look back on when I’m 80. 🙂
And… of course you would, you TKD Queen!!
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Film it all!!!!! Not only for memories, but also to see how you are doing. FIlm yourself practicing too, it helps you see what you can improve on and what you are doing well. And I can’t wait to see next weeks!!!! 🥋
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This is why you are my sensei from afar! Also, I am super scared for you to see how I do, because I have no doubt it will not live up to expectations. (My round kicks aren’t super high, for starters.) But LOVE your enthusiasm for me!! Thank you!! ❤ ❤ ❤
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Great to see you in action even with a busted ankle. And the banter you always have with your sensei is super funny, but I’m pretty sure his phone was hacked.
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Haha. If I were to show him this comment he’d be like, “SEE! I TOLD you!” I’d better not show him. 😛
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Congratulations! And, the baked goodies look delish!
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Somehow I missed this post and the opportunity to say, “Congrats!”. No don’t hurt your good foot! And the apple cinnamon muffins look awesome. Yum.
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Thanks, Peach! 🙂
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You are amazing, crazy at times because I would never do this but amazing! So, when you get your last belt you will take over your teachers job, right? 🤣
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You’re so sweet, Diane. And I doubt I will ever be as good at this as Sensei. I could probably train lower belts, but…
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Iam glad you keep training, and also bake! 😊
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We do what we can over here. 🙂
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