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A Battle Mage is not a weapon

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A Battle Mage is not a weapon

Where I live, microbreweries are more ubiquitous than Starbucks. So, when checking a map for a fun new place to try, I was drawn to one called Battle Mage.

I mean. It’s CALLED Battle Mage!!! Need I say more?

My friend sort of gets it.

I looked at pictures on-line and saw a similar picture to this, adding to my illusion that a battle mage was a Viking or Medieval weapon:

Can’t you see a huge hairy dude running into a fight wielding this puppy? But full-size? And also not a puppy because that would be horrible?

It wasn’t until shortly before our visit that it occurred to me, “Wait. Is this actually a Dungeons and Dragons thing?”

Oh, my friends, it was. It so very, very much was.

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